Dear Fucking Diary:

Can't I go a day without having to kick someone's ass...?


Movie: Zombie Porn Stars
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Eekia and I went to the first script reading for the film: Zombie Porn Stars that we will be co-starring in.
Our roles- I am porn star Felicia (I love that name, sexy cat-lady from dark stalkers xD!) and Eekia is Drag porn star Micheal (cliche american name -_-)  In the story, we are a married couple who speak very little, and spend most of our time as zombies. .
I have 3 lines in this movie:

"So, How many abortions have you had?" --I LOVE this line, I feel it was made for me.
"Richard." -easy!
"Making my nipples hard." - I dunno how to say this line, should I be like:
"Duh, making my nip[ples hard!" and be a bitch about it, or should I sound sweet, like:
"Making my nipples hard, silly."
The whole scene of that is I'm topless and stabbing my nipples with a pin. I hope I don't stab too hard xD
Other scenes are of me smoking outside. What fun!

As said, the rest of the movie I run around, in AMAZING slut/porn star gear, armed with Heels from Hell, and bite people. I won't give away too much, but I am in it for...maybe 2-3 of it ^^ (most of it being a zombie)

Eekia and I are going to whore this up this flick!
Plus we're getting some credit for make up and hair :D

So far...
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This is just oneof the many awesome photos from my latest shoot with Nivi ^.^
This photos will be turned into posters and hung inside Club Area 51 to help promote Fetish Night that is held there every last saturday of the month :D

In other news, I will be dancing and promoting for the Sky Bar for the month of May (Go-go dancing every Friday night). It's a paying gig which is awesome; I'm starting to finally get some paid gigs now ^^
The same guy who is in charge of promoting works for a talent agentcy that wants to represent me. Him and some other 'producers', or whoever were at the promotional shoot (for flyers) last Saturday, were pointing me out making comments about how 'the goth girl has got it!' and such. It would be nice to be represented but I think about it realistically and really- what the hell kind of work would they find for me in Utah?! -Lol, you know? They've mentioned sending me to L.A. which would be great but it's something that seems fishy... I kinda like being solo, but we'll see. Did I mention that the agentcy also does porn? -Yeah, I don't really think I would like to be with a company tht will be trying to push me into porn. I don't do porn for no-name companies.

I may or may not be modeling for Kat's Rigor Mortis fashion show :( I've done it every year since 2004 or 2005 I don't exeactly remember but I've been doing it forever! If I do, that would be @the Dark Arts festival June 13 at 7pm. 
I may end up in L.A. a lot sooner than expected (not because of that agent offer).  When I think about it, my head feels fluffy and kinda funny because getting out of Utah seemed only like a dream.

Tragic Black show with My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult May 19 (I think) @Urban Lounge
Also- my ass will be on the cover of the first Corvid album xD

Seems like my life is just getting started, how exciting n__n


Quickie
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 My hair is now black!
I have a glam bondage shoot on thursday, hmmm... I wonder what I should wear or exactly how I should pull this off xD
I've had only 1 photoshoot with my new black hair, but I haven't gotten any photos back yet, so just hang tight (^ 3 ^)

Update
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I just got an email from Suicide Girls asking me to model for them. I didn't apply or anything, they just asked me too and gave me a password and account. I'm not quite sure what to think of this since they got 8 ugly girls for ever 1 decent looking one.
I hear the contracts eat your ass out too. I guess I'll have too look it over very close and think about it @_@
I currently have the flu, but I have 2 gigs booked for next week both pay $100/hr. Seeing as I can't drive, I'm going to have to look into hiring an escort/driver...damn, and I'm not even a hooker and I have to do the same BS as them xD

Who really knows me...
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UHG!
I am so tired of people pretending they know me, or saying they do, just to make themselves look better.  How sad are poeple, REALLY?!!

You do not know me if we have hung out only a few times, and in a group of people. Just because you may have my phone number, does not mean that you know me. And don't you dare think that Live Journal and Myspace qualify you either, anyone can ad me and read my shit!
This goes out farther to people, maybe cartain people, for all you imposters and losers.
This is more than the usual bum, or jerk off who come up to me saying, "Nice hair!" Followed by tales of a crack head. This is also more than the people who say to me, "I saw you in the one mag, or that one ad." or the classic, "Have I seen you ass/tits?"
As mentioned before, this is to all the imposters. Particularlly only one.  Some chick in the Neatherlands uses my name, my photos, etc, everything aboput me to imposter me. I don't really mind, it happens to all great people/models at one point, its just something we gotta deal with. I just hope this bimbo gets me some good press and advertises more for me in Europe :) So thanks, Babe.
And to all you losers. You know who you are. The ones who walk up to me and say, "I know the person who takes photos of you. I know who you are!" or even the idiots who tell other models and /or photographers that they know me. You can talk shit all you want, or say whatever you want, but my awesome work speaks for itself. Perish is an ass but he's a god, I am the same way as well. But do NOT say that you know me, or whether or not I like or hate you. Do not say we are friends to make yourself look cool, It just makes you look like a jack ass. Just keep you r dirty mouth shut!
You don't know me, so get over it. Don't try to associate yourself with me, or make yourself look better by saying anything about me. As said, a phone number, or running into me at a party does not make us friends, and does not mean you know me. Seeing me in an ad or performing does not mean you know me- it means you know OF me.

Unless I have cared enough about you that we have hung out one-on-one then yes, you do know me, just as well as I know you.
Other situations are my fans. But not all my fans kjnow me on a personal level. I love and am greatful for them all, but obviously this does not concern them (incase there is any confusion, babe).

And another thing- Don't ask me to visit you at work. school, home, etc just to play Show-and-Tell. If you look lame, thats you're problem. Don't use me to show Mommy and Daddy what you could look like, or to show them that people do come in more extremes. And don't show me to your boss to claim you are so cool, you know such cool people, we/I have better hair than them, etc. Get your own life, stop trying to mooch off mine.

So now that I have gotten that off my chest- and said "You don't know me." more than I can count, I can get on with what is more important.

Expect to see me preforming and dancing at Mascar-RAVE. I don't know the correct spelling of the event, but more is to be announced. I will be one Dj...some guy from Seattle's featured dancers. Which is awesome!
Planning a trip to LA with Nivi in April. She's gonna hook me up with the Rubber Doll, and if I make it to Para-Con I am hoping to speak to Perish other than email.
Others conventions I will be at include, so far, Anime Wasabi and Anime Expo.
Sold and selling more photos, which rocks :) I love my fans <3
Thats all for now. Gotta relax foir an appointment with the Doc tomorrow.
~XoXoX~

Purchase my personal items for your personal pleasure
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Vikkivyle.com is not up and running yet but my genius wife Noyz had suggested that until I obtain the proper paperwork and all that junk to sell my goods off my own site I could just use ebay and paypal! My god, I am an idiot! -Why didn't I think of half assing it and doing it this way. Anyways babes, to get to my point, until Vikkivyle.com is running and legal I will be selling my items off ebay and through other personal pages such as livejournal, myspace, glamnation, gothixgirls, or wherever you may find me (google: vikki vyle, my ass is everwhere!). All purchases will be processed by using paypal.
What kind of personal items you ask?-

Clothing & garmets: Anything from the traditional panties and lingerie, to anything you could desire. If it is not listed that doesn't mean I do not sell it. Requests welcome; You name it, You want it, I'll sell it.
Panties
lingerie
stockings
shoes
socks
skirts
bras
etc

 

Novelties: Thats right. For all you dirty pervs and hardcore lovers of me out there, you can have a clone of me! -being a pocket pussy. With this item, you will recieve the cloned cunt and photos of the process so you do infact know that it is mine. These come with or with out vibration feature. Flesh color or glow in the dark.   Also, I do take requests so if you are in need or would like to purchase a used (by me) toy, that can be arranged as well.

Photos: Vary in prices depanding on if you would like clothed or nude photo and if it is tasteful art or just a solo jack off pic. There will also be a package deal that contains one professional photo and the panties that are being worn in the photo (or other clothing item by request). This catigory also includes, calandars, posters if anysize, etc.

Videos: soon to come

If you would like anything that I did not list here, or want to request a different or custom item, feel free to send a message and just ask. I won't bite <3

So you may contact me through this livejournal profile, or go through ebay (username vikkivyle). or use the always handy-dandy myspace (myspace.com/vulgarkurai) At the moment I do not have a gallery up, but give it a day or two and all items will be shown. Until my site is up, we'll do this the half ass way through various other sites and links. Remember that I love recieving requests and ideas for photos, costumes, and anything your filthy mind can desire. So send that fanmail, love letters, hate mail, dirty photos, ransom letters, etc.  

Keep in touch, my babes, and keep touching yourself

~XoXoX~


Cars
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   Hey everyone, 
  
  So I decided to be a good girl and blog since I guess its what everyone does, and I'll make it easier for all you stalkers.
So I am about to get my second car, and my god! I am not sure what to think of it.
   
  A gold Mercedes Benz with white fur interior. I feel like I'm driving a fucking trophy down the street! But this car is obviously meant for a queen, so that means no one but me should drive it!
This will be my third car ever owned, and the third car I haven't paid for. Of course I'm not complaining, I just can't help but laugh at it. The first car (the BMW) was given to me. The Second (the Subaru) was bought by Vyle and given to me, and now this thrid (Mercedes) is another gift.
  
   God damn, where's the condos and fur coats baby?
   So I need to fix my Subaru (new wind shield wipers, and fix that ghey fucking door). And I need to get a cover for the trophy. 

   So back to the stalkers! My neighbor across the street is a fucking perv! When I first moved in he came up to me askin for private dances. Umm...Fuck You! Hell no, a girl would have to be a complete idiot to do a gig like that. Girls dance at clubs for a reason- SO PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY LIVE! Am I right? Anyways, I caught that old fart looking through my front window on xmas day while I was running around in my underwear looking for clothes. Now don't go off saying its my fault. How many of you blast the heat, and skimp around naked or half naked? Yeah baby, thats what I thought! So I saw him looking at me, and of course he sat there, probably jerking off with his hand in his pocket, for a good 2 min solid. He finally went inside, probably to get his lube, or jack off with his tears cuz he's all alone. Ha ha, what a bitch.

   Other than that, I am still getting the site up. Alex said he would do it and for free :) But he's all...smart about it and is saying, "Don't buy a domain." But I want Vikiki VyeDOT COM!!!! What the hell?! I am still planning out all the pages and shit. I have to get the ...online biz lisence thingy to sell all my clothing, toys, etc. Damn Alex, why can't he make this easy for me and not rain down on my parade?
Anyways, I want the site to open on a certain/special day. I was thinking New Years but that is ghey. So I am thinking Valentines day, so I can target dudes with out a woman attached to them or dudes who hate their woman. 
It will be right before ParaCon too! :)
So yeah...Valentines Day Baby!!! 

Join me!
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Review of Anime Banzai `08
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The convention started Friday, I got there about 2pm. There were a lot of Solid Snakes (Metal Gear Solid), Narutos, and shit from Kingdom Hearts and FF7 (newer series). The cosplays Friday were much better than on Saturday, but overall I think last year was better than this year's. But lets not forget the half ass Cat-Ears-and Tail cosplayers, who I think really suck because that is not dressing up, that is them showing how lazy Itakus are.
I went with Nikki, Brent, Vyle, and Noyz. Throughout the day each of of had to leave to sit outside or anywhere to have a moment to ourselves due to the Otaku overload.
Of course there were random people of all ages asking us for photos and hugs. Vyle and Brent dressed up as themselves Friday and everyone enjoyed them far more than Nikki and I who actually did cosplay.
The veiwing room was awesome. It provided people a dark and fun place to not only watch anime, but make up and drink alcohol (if you brought your own booze)
The gaming room was also cool, but got stinky time to time from there being too many people in it (particularlly fat otakus, the kind that never bath)
The dealers room sucked. The merch everyone was selling kicked ass, and I wanted most of it, but the room was waaay in the back of the hotel where it was 30 degrees warmer. So not only was it hot as Hell, but stinky too >_< I felt really bad for Donna (Arsenic Fashion vendor) she was at her table for about 7 hrs each day.
Othere than that, leave it to banzai to be unorganized and not Think Ahead for this event. Many events were late, unable to find, or unknown that they were even happening. They overlapped events as usual (If you wanna enter the cosplay contest, you could enter the Smash Bros. Contest) and at the end, forced everyone to go to thier lame ass Banzai Boogie by closing all other activities and rooms.Banzai Boogie is supposed to be a dance room which they play Zelda and anime music to. Do they seriously think Japanese people listen to anime toons as everyday music? There is such a thing as Jtechno, industrial, dance, etc.
Now on to Saturday-
It was okay. Nikki was there before me and repeatedly called and text me to bring booze because she couldn't take it anymore. When I got there it was about 330pm and I am still amazed that noone was fallowing or glomping Vyle over his Nikki (chrono cross) costume. I think a lot of the cosplayers were scared of Vyle and I. We were the only people who put on make up, and were eleborate with it. Our costumes were not made by our mom, or with cheap cotton. We had good quality vinyl costumes.
Anyways, Saturday was filled with more hyperactive Otakus of all sizes (mostly XXL). I don;t think saturday was as good as Friday though, maybe because I wasn't as intoxicated.
A funny note about Saturday- Banzai Boogie was advertised and referred to as a 'Rave' by the committee and everyone else. The whole time I kipt thinking to myself- Teah right, its fat kids starring awkwardly at the oppisite sex wondering what to do. I wasn't far from worng but from what I heard a lot of them herad it was a rave and took a bunch of exstacy! Lol, I think that is awesome! Never before have I been to a place (let alone an anime convention) that is so morman influensed and so highly against the alternative nature of people.
You all saw my preious post of the awesome email that fat bitch (oh yeah, I saw it, and it is a fat peice of shit, just as I thought!) send me complaining about my costume.
On the anime banzai forums, I made a post telling everyone that it was Fetish Night at Area 51 which is only 1 block away, for those who could go. I got a response from the Fat Shit that was even more asshole-ish saying that I shouldn't be drinking and if there are any complaints I will be held responsible. WTF? Leave it to the fucking mormans to be fucking Debbie Downers and losers! Currently on the forums they are all freaking out in theri own dork ways about the exstacy. What the fuck are they gonna do about it? Really?
Ugh! It was fun, but irritating to deal with those fat morman committee fucks. they make me have mormans even more.
Before I foget, I met a dragqueen who was asked to change his clothing because 1- He was showing to much. 2-he was in drag. What kind of discrimination is that?!
So I'm now tired of telling you how much it sucked. Anime Banzai could be fun, if the committee would let other people get involved and not make the people of the real world try to conform to thier fat loser ways.
 
One more thing, I have never heard so many people (regulars, alternative otakus, thin people, etc) say, "Wow, if you're even feeling discusted or bad about yourself, come here! You'll feel better in no time!"

Bullshit of the day: FUCK YOU ANIME BANZAI!
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Viiki Vyle is now on livejournal and do I have a lot to bitch about! Let's start with this bullshit of the day:
From P-Chan of the Anime Banzai committee:
"I couldn't help but notice that you stated that you were going to cosplay as I-no again this year, and Chocolate Misu as well. I have warned you several times about your I-no costume and if you are going to wear it again this year then you need to wear something underneath the costume. It is very inappropriate for you to be wearing that costume and the only thing covering your exposed nipples being electrical tape. Same goes for the Misu costume. By wearing them without proper precautions you are both breaking the convention rules and State Law. So you are left with three options, don't wear the costumes, alter them to make them decent, or get banished from the con forever and possible arrested for public indecency. I will leave that choice up to you. ninja.gif :"

uhhh...Fuck you.
anfd fuck your ninja face too!
First off-- I must tell everyone that at this years Nihon Masturi (the Japanese Festival) I was told, in person, by Crimson Otaku of the Anime Banzai committee that my costume(s) would be fine, so fuck her, or him..it!
Second-- I am not breaking the law. They tried to pull this shit last year when I wore my imfamouse I-no costume. The police said I was well enough covered. As long as my no-no's are covered I am okay. There is no different amount of coverage on strippers and beaches. Not to mention TV and magazines in grocery stores. So fuck you again Anime Banzai!
But unfortuneately I am the one who is attend thier event,  so I must abid by thier rules >:/
But rules are so much more fun when being broken, not to mention it gets me off!
So I have come to the genieus conclution that I will be charging money for peopel to take my picture.
FREE- me. just me. no smile, I'll probably walk off in the middle of the shot, and fart as well.
$1- Photo with the real cosplay/costume, which means I will take off my alter-clothing that is covering me. No one likes clothed (thin) chicks anyways!
$3- Not only my real costume, but I'll also do a sexy pose just for you!
Now some of you may laugh at this, but attending Anime Banzai past years, I have xhrged money just for a regular pic. All the horny perverts will be grovelling at my feet!

All in All- FUCK YOU ANIME BANZAI!
You're just a bunch of fat morman kids who feel insecure about someone like me showing up your fat distucting ass! I hope as those fat fucks get raped. Maybe then they'll be to scred to eat and loser some fucking weight!
Why is it always the ugly people who are the meanest and have problams with everything?

this is just to funny, I had to share this.
This is advise from anime banzai to otakus

"5- hours of sleep. (Try to get 7 or more, but 5 will keep you going)
2- meals (any less and you aren't eating enough.
1- shower. (sometimes two if your costume is vinyl or you've been dancing sll night. This one seems to be overlooked by some, but it shouldn't be....ever. tongue.gif)"

WTF? They have to tell fat otakus when to shower? I bet people complained of the smell last year so they had to make it a rule XD lmao! but even then that one shower at Anime banzai is thier only shower for the whoole year.

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